I am Kermit the Frog!
Yes, I know that isn't true. You needn't rub it in. I just don't know what else to say. This is the first post, and I geuss I'm supposed to introduce myself. But what am I to write? If I simply put everything about me on my blog, the people who will probably read it will be stalkers. That isn't why I'm here.
I live in San Francisco, and I eat Chinese food. this makes me happy. Someday I want to buy cigarettes. I am not interested in booze.
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