So I happened to look something up on the internet, and was shocked by what I found. And amazed. And actually a little tantalized.
In a nauseated sort of way.
Turns out that the Japanese are absolutely the most pervy bunch of people on the planet.
And it is because of that little fact that I will never wear colored ribbons in my hair, dye my hair green or pink, or put on a little frilly sailor dress.
Nor even think of flashing little striped panties (SHIMAPAN: 縞パン).
The Japanese are nuts about feminine flimsies. There's even an animated adventure series about teenage girls and their underwear: SUTOPAN
WARNING: NEITHER OF THE TWO LINKS ABOVE ARE SCHOOL SAFE!
Wait till you're in the public library before clicking on them! I'm serious!
Oh, and NONE of the manga babes in those pictures looks anything at all like me, though I am thinking of using one of them as my facebook picture.
SF blogger Atboth describes the Dutch as sexual degenerates. But they've probably got nothing on the Japanese! Even their forays into occassional light farmyard bestiality must seem fresh and innocent when compared to the sheer tsunami of fetishism, voyeurism, sexfever, artistic bondage sadism and masochism, twisted lust, and obsessive-compulsive genderbending peculiarity of Japan.
See, that's why there's a sex-opera about the Japanese (Madama Butterfly). They'd NEVER be able to write such a thing about the Chinese - we're very private about our predilections. If we have any. Which I doubt.
There aren't even any good Chinese pornofilms!
Or so I have heard.
Trust me, nothing at all in the way of watchable Chinese porn, far better you go watch something Japanese, okay? Go on, nice Japanese smutty-smut waiting FOR YOU!
Nihonmachi is thattaway. You go now, have fun!
There ought to be a warning on the internet for all of us normal people that it is infested with Dutch and Japanese sex monsters.
Of course, without them, the internet would also be far less interesting. Probably nothing but bad recipes and cute cat pictures.
So perhaps the Japanese (and the Dutch) do actually serve a purpose.
They keep us appalled.
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