Caterpillar and Israel - it can't get better than this!

So the big question on everybody's minds is: Did you buy your caterpillar?
Katherine Fuchs wants to know. But, being as she trimmed her mailinglist because of infiltration by ZIONISTS, you might not know that she wants to know, and she might not know that you don't know that she wants to know. Which neither of you would be in any position to know.
And she might not be able to tell you any of that.


Which is why you have me!


All of this is persuant the e-mail which Katherine M. Fuchs sent out in mid-December:
"...we're asking supporters of the Stop Caterkiller campaign to each purchase one share of Caterpillar stock before the end of the year.
While it may seem odd for a group pushing for divestment to encourage purchasing Caterpillar stock, there is a method to our madness. The real point of shareholder divestment is to pressure the corporation to divest of it's activities in the area of concern"

SOURCE:
http://deathbynoodles.blogspot.com/2009/12/caterpillar-and-motorola-stock-which.html

Katherine Fuchs also wrote: "Our purchasing of Cat stock should be kept quite for now. If Caterpillar learns of this strategy they may change the rules of the meeting to require more than one share for entry. "

Katherine M Fuchs is the National Organizer US Campaign to End the Israeli Occupation, which like much of the radical ultra-left is little more than rebranded Marxists and whiners. Middle-class armchair revolutionaries and willing idiots. Katherine Fuchs has been whining, and kvetching, and moaning, and generally pitching ole hissy since her college years, and has never grown beyond that. Katherine M. Fuchs is, to put it bluntly, not a role model.

Anti-Zionist Conspiracy Plotting

Okay, then, lets do some math, shall we? We Chinese are GOOD at math.
Caterpillar is capitolized to the tune of 300 billion. One share is about sixty bucks.
Even if every man, woman, and child, in the country bought one share, Katherine Fuchs dear, and assuming, just assuming, that ALL of those shares were turned towards your dastardly goal, your side still would not have enough stock to sway Caterpillar.

Heck, whatever stock you dummies buy won't even get you one percent.
You guys are pretty st00.000.000.000pid! Please notice that there are as many little round circle characters in how I spelled that word as there are in 300 billion dollars.

Do you feel lame? You should.

Tell me, Ms. Katherine M. Fuchs, how much stock do you now own? What are you going to do with it? Do you realize that despite your own backward ideology and bloodthirsty goals, you have helped underwrite Israeli self-defensive and precautionary measures?
That you, Katherine Fuchs, have sent money towards the very side which you, as a traitorous un-American crypto-Maoist terror-supporter, would not wish to aid?

Gorblimey, Ms. Katherine M. Fuchs, you and all of your friends and bedmates in the "Campaign to End the Israeli Occupation" are a bunch of moronic weasels.
Peace and power out, you sick Fuchs.


周小燕