UC San Diego divestment - again!

FROM STAND WITH US:


Dear Friends of Israel,

The student community at UC San Diego is once again facing a divestment debate this evening, Wednesday May 5th.

The anti-Israel leadership has already started sending emails, letters, petitions, and propaganda campaigns to promote their mission for the sake of demonizing Israel on campus.

The anti-Israel group is calling for their supporters to show up in huge numbers. They are saying that "This historic resolution is a huge step forward for our cause."

The location of the meeting will begin at 6:00 p.m.
at UCSD Price Center Ballroom East
Address: 9500 Gilman Dr., La Jolla, CA 92093

Anti-Israel leadership is asking people to write letters to the ASUCSD Council Members, and we must encourage friends of Israel to do the same. The addresses and sample letter are below.

Please forward this call to action to your friends.

Write a short letter to the Associated Students president,
the UC San Diego chancellor, and the president of the University of California regarding the divestment bill at UC San Diego.
The subject of the e-mail can read, "Please say NO to the unfair divestment bill."

Below is a sample letter.
Please feel free to copy and paste it, or write a letter of your own.
Please do this by 4:00 o'clock today, Wednesday, May 5.

Sample Letter:

I urge you to vote NO to the anti-Israel divestment bill. The bill is a manipulative way to push an extremist agenda that seeks to marginalize Israel and anyone who supports it on campus. It should be clear to you that the one-sided nature of the bill divided students at Berkeley and has divided the UCSD student body. There are consequences for this division, including name calling and even swastikas at Berkeley.

It should also be clear that Hamas and terrorism are missing from the bill and from all the speeches being made by the pro-divestment side, in an effort to demonize Israel. If the group presenting this bill were truly pro-Palestinian, they would be working to promote peace, and they would be working against Hamas. They would be concerned about the suffering of both people, and they would talk about the context instead of only addressing Israel's response to terrorism.

Simply put: Unfortunately, on campuses across the country, this aggressive campaign is being used to empower the political aims of an extremist and hostile group that seeks to promote one-sided propaganda against Israel.

Please vote no on divestment.

Thank you so much for your urgent consideration.
Sign your name, school, affiliation, etc.

E-mail your letter to:
aspresident@ucsd.edu , chancellor@ucsd.edu , president@ucop.edu

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Thank you in advance for helping the UCSD pro-Israel, pro-peace student community.

周小燕

PILAR RAHOLA SPEECH

Quote: "Why don't we see demonstrations against Islamic dictatorships in London , Paris , Barcelona ? Or demonstrations against the Burmese dictatorship?"

Good questions, no?
Read the rest here:
http://proisraelbaybloggers.blogspot.com/2010/04/pilar-rahola-speech.html


Go read it.
Thank you, Snooky, for posting it.


周小燕

Worries about the UC San Diego Divestment campaign

Thinking about college is not something I planned to do quite as yet, yet it is being thrust upon me. Living in California, naturally West-Coast universities are the most logical potential choices.


Except that they are less and less attractive.

UC Berkeley is out of the question – the atmosphere on the campus across the bay is so thoroughly hateful that it would be downright dangerous to go there unless one supported dictatorships like Venezuela, North Korea, and Iran.

San Francisco State, still reasonably affordable, is sodden with rabid anti-Americans and partisans of third-world gangsters, besides having had its courses severely reduced as well as its academic standards diminished.

Irvine and most of the other minor hinterland schools are also not on my short-list; I am neither fond of the farmbelt, nor of insulated campus communities. A pity, really. Life would be SO much easier if I just got along with those people. And those OTHER people.

[Concerning the California educational institutions in the bush, this from Arutz Sheva: "Many of the activities of these groups specifically harass and intimidate Jewish students," they write, and "it is not inconceivable that these groups' anti-Semitic discourse and hostility could escalate into incidents of physical violence. Nevertheless, California administrators have been unwilling to respond to, or even acknowledge, the threats that Jewish students face on their campuses."
If Jews are not safe, how much less so those of us who are clearly recognizable as urbanite ethnic? California does NOT a have a history ofkindly treatment of Chinese and Japanese, and some attitudes still thrive out in the Valley that are better restrained in the Bay Area. Now, I happen to get along with Jews. While absolutely loathing, and being filled with disgust by, the typical Arab attitudes towards little yellow women.]


And now, oh woe, San Diego is probably also out of the question.


Even though the ACUCSD president (Utsav Gupta) has come out in favor of a nay vote (“To this end, I will be voting against the passage of this resolution”), it does not seem likely that the issue will ever go away.
The slimy tactics of the SJP at Berkeley are becoming the role model for ideological anti-Semites up and down the state. Helped, of course, by such organizations as AlAwda, the AROC, ISM, and International ANSWER.

[Al-Awda opposes Israel's right to exist, supports foreign terrorist organizations such as Hamas and Hizbullah, organizes anti-Israel rallies and events, and features anti-Semitic speakers at its events. The AROC is funded by The Tides Foundation and serves as the outside agitator at many events in the Bay Area. The International Solidarity Movement (ISM) is a borderline still debatablylegal pro-Hamas and pro-Hezbollah partisan group with such stellar models of probity as Paul Larudee, Alice Walker, and Cynthia McKinney among its praise-singers, and International ANSWER are the rebranded Marxists and revolutionary anti-American arm-chair socialists who have sought to take over the left for nearly a decade, and largely succeeded. Do I also need to mention the Women in Black and Code Pink?]


I shall have to think the unthinkable. University, a few years from now, will be either in Massachusetts (two strong contenders), or New England (one).


Do they even HAVE decent Chinese food there?


Better eat all I can now. My late teens are going to be ghastly.


周小燕

If that's the answer, you shouldn't have posed the question!

The internet is possibly the worst thing ever put in the hands of certain people. Yes, it can be used for good. Most of the time it's used for pornography, lolcats, and pictures of stupid things.

And sometimes, sometimes, it proves that a shallow genepool is a very bad thing.


Enter The Ninja
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wc3f4xU_FfQ
By Die Antwoord.
It represents South African 'Kulcha'!
And butterflies.


Five and a half minutes of funky honky hiphop proving beyond any possible doubt that inbred gangly blondes are your worst nightmare, tattooed stringy white boys should not rap (ever!), and people with an Asian thing going on are often quite quite loopy. Good lord almighty, this is a bad video; it redifines bad, and adds layer upon putrid layer of rotten bad-ass badness to the very concept of bad. This is more than bad, it is loathsome, nauseating, nasty, frightening, and repulsive.
Badder than this is hard to imagine.


It is also the most amusing thing I've seen all week. My stomach aches and I'm hoarse with laughter.

Which, it turns out, may be more or less what the "musical geniuses" of Die Antwoord ('the answer') intended all along.

The Wikipedia entry on the band, if read between the lines, indicates that they may actually know what they are doing (however unlikely though that seems). Their website seems to be dense with the F word, and has some LOVELY pictures of inbred salt of the earth types.

I am torn between being repulsed, and appreciating their feral charm.
They'll be touring in the northern hemisphere sometime this year.
You can't wait. Might as well admit it.
Hwot kaik yay, poes.


周小燕

Fine white ash

So another blogger thanked me very prettily for posting four links to his blog, then asked why I had chosen those particular four. I disabused him of the notion that it was because they are excellent pieces.

He's a decent if prolix writer, but those links had nothing to do with literary merit.
They were all tight little blinkered holes into the dark pit of his soul.
A smelly, reeky, smokey swamp of existential angst.
Black, boring, tobacco posts.

[Gratuitous Link Cluster: THIS, THAT, THE OTHER THING, and SMTHG ELSE.]

I was amazed at the passion he has for that strange subject. See, he writes about all kinds of things, but when he writes about smoking, it's almost like he's describing his favorite sexual position. Without any sense of shame or reserve.
It's not about his wooden object, there is no queer symbolism. It's the pipe tobacco.

For years he's had an unrequited love affair with a product named "Balkan Sobranie", the mistress-slut-virgin-whore and girl-next-door of pipe tobaccos, yay, even the Mary Magdalene of Oriental Blends.
Balkan Sobranie Original Mixture has had many casual lovers, but Atboth is probably the first bonafide stalker for a smoking tobacco ever. He longs, passionately, to dip his sweaty Charatan or Sasieni Four Dot deep into her soft and spongy silken shreds again, stroke her firmly into submission, then light her up. Puff.
Oooooooooh!!! And 'Mmmmmmmm!'

Disgusting!

It's quite the nastiest thing to which I've ever been exposed. I live in San Francisco, so I know from depravity too.
Grant Patel likes panties. Snooky lusts after a motorbike. Dovbear teases Hareidi Jews. Midinaite Manna loves her husband and her baby. Steg is studying to become a rabbit.
[Lily Haskell picks on Jews, Jameel settles the West Bank, Harry provides answers to questions I had not yet thought of asking, Dick Becker waves his tiny shrimp-like dongus, and Treppenwitz writes wittily about living in the best of all possible lands. These are a few of my favorite things. No, I shall NOT mention "I can has cheez burger", it's just too flippin' precious! Icky!]


Mister Atboth rhapsodizes about smelly dead leaves. Balkan Sobranie.


He wrote "you should've see the fine white ash I used to tap".
I thought he was making an obscene and boastful reference to a long-past sexual exploit, or a portion of his own anatomy (as boys are wont to do), till the next line made clear that it was what he knocked out of his pipe after smoking.
Fine white ash, "velvety", and of "an even and uniform small grit".

Pipe smokers are neurotic.
Which is a nice polite way of saying nuts.


周小燕

I'm halfway towards becoming a lesbian

My auntie had a child two days ago. A male. It was quite a feat.

He's a fat little fleshball. Looks like a taro root. Nineteen and a half inches (nearly), eight and a half pounds (slightly more than).
She said it was like passing a cinder block.

In slow motion.


EeeeeeeeeeW!!!!!!!!


I am so not having kids if I can help it!


Once I asked my mom about sex, and she told me "let your husband teach you".
Well number one, no thanks, I'd rather know what I'm getting into BEFORE it happens, and number two, junior high really has changed since you were young, mom. You won't believe what some of these white kids have on their facebook pages.

Some of them are just begging for stalkers.


I asked you because I wanted the clean version!!!


Apparently, you don't know that one either.

Or you're not letting on.

So yeah. The magic of procreation can go fly a kite. Biology is a bitch. Not going there.


周小燕

Balkan Sobranie till you're sick of it!

Sometimes, when your scrolling through someone else’s blog, you notice one thing which proves that the writer has a screw loose. An obsession, or a queer perversion, that you already suspected but you just didn’t know how deep it went. It may appall you. OR not.


Good example:
http://atthebackofthehill.blogspot.com/search/label/Balkan%20Sobranie/
"Balkan Sobranie – all posts" (At the back of the Hill).


HOLY COW!


He's insane.

Consider, if I will, this post:
http://atthebackofthehill.blogspot.com/2008/08/balkan-sobranie-postscript.html


Ten whole pages of stuff. About. A. Pipe. Tobacco. Mixture. Called. BALKAN SOBRANIE!!!

Taste and blending notes, comparisons, and a loving tribute.


Now, girls I could understand. Girls are pretty neat. Even dishy altar boys. But he's writing about pipe tobacco! Pipe freaking tobacco!



Then there's this one:
http://atthebackofthehill.blogspot.com/2007/10/balkan-sobranie-original-mixture.html

Much shorter, but still a turgid overload of love poem to a long gone stinky product. You'd think he was writing about his favorite pastry. Or fish paste.
Plus more instructive notes and comparisons.


I also clicked on a link named "Tobacco List", and that was a frightfully stupid thing to do - forty pages or so of stuff about pipe tobacco - a lot of which is, obviously, about Balkan Sobranie and mr. Atboth's deep enduring love affair with his stinky mistress.
He loves to roll in it, to touch it, to fondle it, rub it all over his pasty middle aged torso, and breathe deeply and passionately of its heady perfume. Balkan Sobranie is better than ten women!
He remembers each and every lustY embrace of Balkan Sobranie, each tar-stained kiss, each sooty frolic, and each sultry shred of stimulus. Balkan Sobranie!
That's pipe tobacco we're talking about, he isn't talking about ME, thank god even though I'm jealous, or even any other young ladies. Just pipe tobacco! Pervert!


If he we're a teenage boy, he'd write about girls. Girls with great big casabas, long legs, and blonde hair waving in the breeze, wide round eyes, slightly parted lips, and vacant expressions on their simple pie-faces (precisely NOT like me!).
But he's an elderly Dutchman, no longer hormonally gifted, possibly dried up.... so tobacco instead.
Way to go, man! I really so want to be pipe tobacco when I grow up and move out!
Girls are a dime a dozen, but pipe tobacco inspires lasting passion.


Oh, and another thing, if you're reading this mister Atboth, I just gave you FOUR links. You now owe me.


周小燕

International ANSWER's pathetic fit

Went down to civic center today to see what an anti-war protest looks like. Well, it's all about housing, jobs, Palestinians, conspiracy theories, Jews, Masons, Bankers, plus Dick Becker and his harem (yes, Forest, Gloria, Lily, that means YOU).


Never been so bored in my life.

http://proisraelbaybloggers.blogspot.com/2010/03/san-francisco-anti-war-protest-fizzles.html

I really don't like self-satisfied old white people. Especially not when their little pointy heads are still in the hippie era. Okay, get over it, bitches, Nixon is no longer president.

Also, I really can't stand communists. No, I do know what I'm talking about, and no, I do not intend to change my mind about that. If there's anything that says 'huge egomaniac failure' quite so much as old school Stalinism (ie "Marxism,-Leninism" or "Maoism") I should really like to know. Untill someone volunteers a candidate that rivals Dick Becker's ideology for despicability and viciousness, I shall to prefer to think it sui generis, and him a disgusting piece of sh*t.


So, to conclude on a positive note:

Dick - get your nasty-ass teeth fixed.
Forest - consult a gay man.
Lilly - take a pill. Or acquire a sex toy.
Gloria - get bent, vaca.
Hassan - learn how to speak English.
Margaret - sweet jesus you need therapy.
Russel - is that long flagpole compensation for something?
Husam - are you also a rapist? Or do you just pretend for your friends?
Ahmed - don't drool.
Lutfi - blondes actually despise you too.
Zaki - you are not the least bit masculine.
Paul - just bang them dear, you don't have to support their cause.
Joseph - one of these days, when you least expect it........


周小燕

Katherine Fuchs, UC Berkeley, and the Palestinians on Campus.

Oooooh, it looks like Snooky got her knickers in a twist!
Actually, I've always wanted to use that phrase - so evocative!

But anyway!
What happened is that back in December Snooky got a hold of an inane e-mail sent out by the American branch of Hamas ('US Campaign to end the Occupation'), who asked that everyone buy stock in Caterpillar and Motorola.


Caterpillar and Motorola stock

They wrote: "once you become a Caterpillar shareholder you can 1) vote in favor of our resolution at the shareholder meeting and 2) support our protest activities inside the meeting by either attending yourself or designating a proxy. The reason we would like more turnout from our supporters at the shareholder meeting is that this has been the area where we've had the most success garnering media attention. "

See here:
http://deathbynoodles.blogspot.com/2009/12/caterpillar-and-motorola-stock-which.html


Well, they certainly got MY attention. As well as Snooky's. Perhaps not quite what they wanted, though.

They also wrote: "Our purchasing of Cat stock should be kept quite for now. If Caterpillar learns of this strategy they may change the rules of the meeting to require more than one share for entry. "


Ooops.........


Sorry for spilling the beans. I guess you dips didn't want the world to know till you'd spent all your dough on caterpillars, huh?
Well, if you were any good at math, you would've realized that you don't have enough money to make a difference - Caterpillar is capitalized to the tune of several billion dollars. Hundreds of billions. Any of you wads got that much moolah laying around?

Hmmmmm?

But anyway.


Katherine M. Fuchs

Snooky recommended that Katherine Fuchs ("National Organizer US Campaign to End the Israeli Occupation"), who sent out the letter, should instead do something incredibly unpleasant with a camel. Probably to express her (Ms. Katherine M. Fuchs') lubricious attitudes towards things that stumble around in sandy wastes. Or something.


Then Katherine Fuchs someone else commented in an upset and emotionally scarred manner, saying:
"One of these days, when you wise up in college, and learn to either accept yourself or to make friends outside of the internet, you will learn to think for yourself and not let the approval and attention of old men sway your opinions and beliefs.
You are not dense. Just hungry for attention. It's why teenage girls such as yourself regularly bring up your panties on online blogs. And it's why old men first start reading your blog. You will one day feel embarrassed by every bigoted, racist remark or sexual innuendo you posted for the public to read.
College will be different. It's nothing like highschool.
I wasn't much different from you ten years ago."

See comments here:
http://deathbynoodles.blogspot.com/2009/12/caterpillar-and-motorola-stock-which.html

Poor sweet baby! Sniff. No hot panties for you!

But anyway.

Angry Panties back at you


This prompted Snooky to blow her top. She told Katherine Fuchs someone else: "You are responsible for ninety five percent of all the bad karma in a large radius around your rancid little self. You need to die. Get banged, creep."

And more stuff. Here:
http://deathbynoodles.blogspot.com/2010/02/panty-hating-leftwing-creeps.html


Well now. Venomously expressed. Very nice. Guess she was upset that some radikal troll would lecture her. So typical of righteous whitey, telling little Asian girlie what to do....
Just one MINOR kvibble...
Ms. Katherine Fuchs someone else should NOT get banged. It would be a startlingly new expererience. Seeing as there are undoubtedly no camels anywhere near where she lives.


And, as regards panties, it should be noted that in Cantonese culture female underwear is a powerful jinx. Gamblers will wear their girlfriend's panties to make the other players lose, commercial rivals will hang panties facing their enemies businesses, and casually tossing a pair of worn panties in the door of a shop will often make them close up for the day - nothing good will come of remaining open after that.
So here's panties at you, Ms. katherine M. Fuchs. Panties panties panties panties panties panties panties!
Panties!



Berkeley and Palestinian panties

On a different note, the local chapter of Things That Stumble Around in Sandy Wastes (SJP at Berkeley) sent around the following:

"Please forward widely to all your lists!!!!
Salaam Community, My name is Kifah Shah and I am a 4th year ethnic studies student and a member of many communities on campus (such as bridges, CalSERVE, MSA, SJP, MCC, etc).
I am emailing you to ask for your support tomorrow night in senate. As a former senator, I remember when our communities would come together and stand as one in support of whatever resolution was presented to the senate, and I remember how powerful it would be. I am here to ask for your support, for you to come out and support a bill that has been presented regarding Israel/Palestine. This bill calls for the end of University funding to Israel's military occupation. It calls for divestment from companies that directly fund the weapons that are used in the war crimes Israel commits (as recognized by international law).
This bill is building on the legacy at UC Berkeley to fight systems of oppression such as apartheid. In 1984, students of color were at the forefront of the divestment movement from South African apartheid. The UC has also divested from tobacco companies, as well as been critical about products coming from sweatshop labor. This bill will further the efforts to keep the university accountable and responsible for the investments it makes.

In a time of economic crisis, and underfunding of our education with budget cuts, it is crucial we show that we as students do not support our tuition funding military occupation. Please come and speak out! Support the Bill to Divest Funds from Israel's Military Occupation Senate Chambers, 1st Floor Eshleman Hall TODAY, Wednesday, March 17, 9 PM
Much love, in solidarity,
Kifah
SEE BILLS HERE:
http://www.asuc.org/documentation/view.php?type=bills&id=2016 http://www.asuc.org/documentation/view.php?type=bills&id=2017
"

END QUOTE - note links disabled.


If this bill passes, it will be time for all right thinking people to divest from UC Berkeley.
A university is supposed to be a center of education and enlightenment, not a bastion of hypocrisy and disease. UC Berkeley should be keenly aware that in these times of constrained budgets and limited funds it is more dependent than ever on the goodwill and open pockets of its benefactors among alumni and the greater American community. As such, it cannot afford to show itself racist or unjust.
The American people would be ill-served by so blatantly discriminatory a course of action.
Nor is it likely that the American people would even tolerate it.


周小燕

Lilly Haskell's other life

This is fascinating! Apparently Lilly Haskel (aka 'Elizabeth Aida Haskell, aka 'The Wicked Wellesley Wench') is suing the city of San Francisco or the SFPD for taking a dna swab when she got arrested last year for brutally ganging up on a Jewish granma in the Civic Center Bart Station!



Suing!



I wonder why she objects.

Surely she isn't afraid that her dna will match some child-rapist or killer-sadist somewhere?

Did she do things while back east that can not bear the light of day?



Someone enlighten me please!



I'm dying to know what the chief-organizer of the Arab Resource Organizing Commitee was up to while in college. Other than that trip to Africa.


周小燕

BERKELEY DAILY PLANET DESERVEDLY DEAD

I'm so glad the the Berkeley Daily Planet has folded. Not that I would have needed to worry about the poison they spread for so long in Berkeley for several years (if I even end up at Berkeley), but it's nice to know that evil does not always end up on top. Sometimes it comes a deserved cropper.

As abundantly documented by the stalwarts at Daily Planet Watchdog, the editor of that newspaper, Becky O'Malley, waged an unmerciful hate campaign against Israel, Jews, and anyone who disagreed with her point of view about Israel and the Jews.
Israel and Jews are of course the canary in the coalmine of western civilization. If Berkeley is not a good place for Jews, how must it be for other ethnicities?

Well, we know it's very good for Arabs.


THE BERKELEY DAILY PLANET'S WEEKLY VENOM

In every issue, the pages of the Berkeley Daily Planet bore witness to the intellectual pogrom against Israel. Such people as Joseph Anderson, Rob Kanter, Stephen Pearcy, and Hassan Fouda all sprung to criticise one regime in the middle east, and one regime only. Whatever else happened in the region did not interest them, but the merest blip out of Israel moved them to insensate fury. Egged on, of course, by the lily-white earthmother aged hippies of Berkeley, whose desperation to be revolutionary and meaningful trumped any sense of decency they might otherwise have had.
Collectively, Anderson, Kanter, Pearcy, Fouda (and wife), and their readership the radical middle-classes of the Berkeley flatlands, railed, jibbered, ranted, and spewed. Quite the obscenity.

I get the impression that the hothouse atmosphere of a college town leads to brain fever among the longtime residents. Especially those with no claim to any perspicacity or intellect.

As attested by another blogger:
http://anarchozionist.blogspot.com/2009/10/becky-omalley-is-rabid-hater.html

But, as of a few weeks ago, the Berkeley Daily Planet ceased publishing, and became a web parking place for occassional shallow diatribes.
Becky O'Malley still lives, but her pet hate project has, for all intents and purposes, died. Rest not in peace, remain unlamented, and be forgotten soon.

=================================================

Epilogue

Quote: "In its Dec. 3, edition, the Berkeley Daily Planet published a letter from an Atlanta man who claimed that Zionist Jews conspired with Eichmann and Hitler in the Final Solution. In the letter, he stated, "Zionists collaborated in sending the bulk of Hungary’s Jews to the gas chambers in exchange for allowing your relatives and a few rich Jews to leave and go to Palestine as the basis for a Zionist state."

Such repellent fiction is commonplace on neo-Nazi websites where Jews are often blamed for their own victimization, but any responsible newspaper would reject this erroneous and inflammatory statement.

However, the Daily Planet has a history of making Jews scapegoats. Israelis and their American Jewish supporters have more than once been compared to Nazis. Local American Jews have been called spies and fifth columnists for Israel. A writer once gloated that she was lucky that she did not marry a Jew. In 2006, the Daily Planet printed a letter from India which claimed that the Jews got what they deserved in the Holocaust.

Source:
http://anarchozionist.blogspot.com/2009/10/becky-omalley-is-rabid-hater.html

That, as much as anything, pretty much encapsulates Berkeley, The Daily Planet, and Becky O'Malley herself.


周小燕

Where is Grant Patel?

For a long time the most frequent commenter on blogs in Chinatown was the notorious degenerate and wanna-be pervert Grant Patel. Who claimed to be a lawyer and a Parsee.

Whose own odd blog is here: http://grantpatel.blogspot.com/


A recent quotable bit of insanity from the pen of Grant Patel:
"First she waves her panties in my face, then she refuses my kind responsive attentions! I am all of the flutter accordingly! And quite quite infuriated!Here I had striven to argua her into accepting my reasoned contention, yet she denies! Denies!"
From this post: http://grantpatel.blogspot.com/2009/09/get-your-pnaties-outta-my-face.html


Yeah man, I can SO believe that you are really interested in miss Wong. Sure. Uh huh.

You didn't even notice that she turned seventeen!!!

What kind of stalker are you?
A mere amateur, hmmph, not even capable of keeping track of birthdays. You could've sent her flowers, you creep, or made a happy birthday obscene proposition on your blog. Speculated about less than one year to go before you could take her out to dindin without being accused of cradle robbing. Daydreamed on an internet page in full sleaze-o-vision. Gone suitably ape.

Oh yes.

But no.


Where are you?
You, believe it or NOT, are missed. Sort of. In a way. Well, you know. The silence is deafening.
Squawk why don'tcha.
Please to be audibly alerting us to your precious presence at very soonest, oh Patel Sahib.


周小燕